What is the future
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Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Darwin Awards- 1999
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Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
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The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!