Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...