25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...