Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...