Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...