45 or 82?
Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...