Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
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A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...