Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...