The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...