It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.