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New scientific theories VI
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The problem with Santa!
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Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...