Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...