He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...