Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Economics textbooks
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...