Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...