New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
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Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
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A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Iraqi vs. American
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The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...