Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...