Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...