Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...