God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...