No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...