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Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...