Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!