May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...