Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...