The results of statistics
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Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...