You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...