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“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...