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Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
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Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Why do women fake orgasms?
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Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
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Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
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