If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...