Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...