Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...