If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...