looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...