Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...