More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.