Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....