Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...