Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...