Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...