A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...