Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...