Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...