Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...