Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...