How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...