Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...