Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...