New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...