Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...